BACON SCENTED
BACON PRINT TUXEDO
by Archie McPhee
mcphee.com

So it's my dad's 50th birthday this weekend, and seeing as I'll be out of town doin' it up proper in the great white north, i figured it only appropriate to throw up some extra posts to make up for my time away from the interweb. If only i had come across this beautiful specimen earlier, my dad might have gotten the gift to end all gifts.


There's a theory that everything is better with bacon. We believe that theory with all of our heart. To that end, we are introducing our line of bacon formal wear with Uncle Oinker's Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo. You can get married in bacon, get confirmed in bacon or go to the Oscars in bacon! Wait until Joan Rivers gets a whiff of you. Each Tuxedo is tailored from chemically treated latex print fabric in one of four different sizes. Best of all, it smells just like bacon sizzling in the pan. Dry clean only.

Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo
$99.95 ea. @ mcphee.com